Mulder and Scully Learn About Flexibility – Retroactive Recap/Review of The X-Files Season 1 Episode 3 (Squeeze)

Recap An elderly, flexible, and athletic man becomes frustrated due to his liver deficiency and decides to embark on a murderous and amoral crusade against those with healthy livers, whilst showing off his athleticism by traversing through building air-ducts. Tooms, having just watched Stephen King's It. When Scully hears about this from her ambitious former friend... Continue Reading →

Mulder and Scully Learn About Airplanes – Retroactive Review of The X-Files Season 1 Episode 2 (Deep Throat)

  Recap: An Air Force pilot with really bad skin mysteriously disappears, most likely due to his colleagues' unreasonable hygienic standards.  Sympathizing with those with skin conditions, Mulder close-talks Scully into submitting to his plan of heading to Idaho. Mulder shows how to greet your colleague after a week of working with her. Before leaving... Continue Reading →

Mulder and Scully Learn To Be Professional – Retroactive Review for the X-Files S1E1 (Pilot)

Just a few days ago was the 24th anniversary of the first X-Files broadcast.  I've been tinkering with starting my eight or ninth re-watch of the show and this seemed like a good enough motivation to do it.  So without further delay, here is my rambling review/recap of The Pilot. Recap  Dana Scully, a young,... Continue Reading →

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